THE ARE YOU A PIRATE OR A NINJA QUIZ!!!!
As Created by Corynn Hay and Val Babiuch
1. What would your closet be typically full of?
A. Lots and lots of black. And more black.
B. Closet? I have no closet. I have no home.
2. Which one of these do you spend more time on/in?
A. My totally awesome black stallion that knows all sorts of fighting moves
B. A big ship with black torn sails and a skull flag.
3. Were you to kill someone, how would you do it?
A. A long, light, shiny sword.
b. With a cannon. And guns!!!!
4. Which of the following phonetic sounds is most appealing?
A. Hi-Yah!!!
B. Arrrr!!!
5. Do you have a sense of humor?
A. No
B. Yes
6. Are you willing to work hard for long periods of time to get what you want?
A. Yes
B. No
7. What sets you apart from your enemies?
A. Honor
B. An eyepatch
8. What would you prefer to down?
A. Some Sake!
B. A bit of sea grog or bilgewater.
9. Which one sounds more like you?
A. I plan everything ahead, down to the tinest detail.
B. I just go for it, fly by the seat of my pants.
10. Do you have any facial hair?
A. No
B. Yes
11. How is your patience?
A. Great. I could watch a zen garden grow.
B. I HATE waiting.
12. How would you deal with a traitor?
A. Behead them.
B. Make the scalliwag walk the plank!
13. What shape is your ideal sword in?
A. A flat blade, long, thin, easy to move.
B. A raised, broad sword, almost triangular at the point.
14. Do you like big groups or are you more of a solitary being?
A. A loner, for sure.
B. I love groups!
15. Do you know what parlay means?
A. No
B. Yes
16. What is your favorite movie/TV show?
a.Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
b. Pirates of teh Carribean.
c. Treasure Island, Muppet or otherwise.
d. Power Rangers
e. Beverly Hills Ninja
f. Kill Bill
g. Peter Pan
h. Hook
i. House of flying daggers or Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
SCORING
QUESTIONS 1-15
For Each A add one point.
For Each B add three points.
Question 16.
a) 2 b) 10 c) 9 d) 4 e) 3 f) 1 g)7
h) 8 i) 0
Add up your score.
If you score between 15 and 37, then you are a ninja. You are a stealthy shadow with honor and a good head on your shoulders. Don't lose it to someone else's Hattori Hanzo katana!!!
If you score above 37, then you ARRRR a pirate! Congrats, ye scally wag! Keep up the good work and avoid walkin' the plank!
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